Lisa Enters The Miss Macross Contest


Macross Saga AU

Thanks to the machinations of the terrible trio, Commander Lisa Hayes ends up participating in the Miss Macross beauty pageant.

Struggling with her inner insecurities, Lisa steps up to face the challenge.

The humorous background sets the stage for newly-promoted Lieutenant Rick Hunter to see his superior officer in a different light.

Chapter 1

How did this happen?


Sammie, Vanessa, Kim and Lisa stepped into Macross City's Lingerie Unlimited. They had paid the exclusive shop a visit earlier, but decided to go away when they saw that creep lurking inside.

"Hello, what more can I do for you today dear ladies," the saleswoman greeted them.

"We would like to see a selection of lingerie, please," answered Kim.

"You can add some bathing suits to that," said Sammie.

The saleswoman brought them towards one side of the shop and showed them a selection of items. Panties, bras, thongs and more were looked at and examined carefully.

Kim grabbed a stretch lace bikini bra top and a cute lace tanga short. "Hey Vanessa, this will be perfect for you," she said.

"Oh, I love that," replied Vanessa.

"I want one of those too!" Sammie exclaimed envious.

"Sorry Sam, but this is the last one and I am taking it," said Vanessa smirking while Sammie pouted.

"Here, what about this?" Kim handed Sammie a blue lace camisole and a matching g-string.

"Ooh, this is just beautiful," Sammie said grinning, "Hmmm, you can keep that tanga Vanessa!" she added excitedly. "I can't wait for Danny to see me in this," she said holding the camisole.

"Danny? Who's Danny?" inquired Kim.

"Danny is that cute doctor, remember? The one we meet at the disco,"

"But I saw him first," argued Vanessa.

"But I was faster to take him," winked Sammie.

"We'll see about that," responded Vanessa.

"Oh brother, you never change! Sammie," declared Kim.

"You say that because you are envious!" replied Sammie.

Kim shrugged amused, then she grabbed some more lingerie. She noticed Lisa was having trouble deciding. She was looking at some quite covering, traditional panties. She signaled Sammie and Vanessa to look at Lisa. They came closer to her.

"Commander, how is your shopping going?"

"Eh, it is okay, I think," she answered.

Kim grabbed the panties that Lisa had been looking at. She rolled her eyes.

"Lisa, you can't buy this, they look like my grandma's panties," she said chuckling.

"Really.... I don't think they do. And... and... they are comfortable. That is what matters, isn't it?" Lisa responded embarrassed.

Kim shook her head disapprovingly. "Commander, you need our help. Leave the selection to us," she winked.

The bridge bunnies took diverse lingerie models and pushed Lisa towards a dressing room. There was no contradicting the trio once they had made up their minds. They had a mortified Lisa try tangas, thongs, push-up bras a couple of teddies and even a baby-doll. After passing expert judgment on a considerable quantity of lingerie sets, they had Lisa's and their own shopping selections ready.

"I don't think I will need all these, girls," said Lisa looking at the things the trio selected for her.

"Come on, Lisa. A girl always needs these things," answered Kim.

"Yes Commander, you never know when they may come in handy," said Sammie.

Kim and Vanessa giggled and started walking to the cash.

"What?" let out Sammie intrigued.

Sammie followed Kim and Vanessa. She passed in front of the bathing suit rack and eyed a sexy purple bikini on a hanger. She stopped to grab it. "Wait, girls," she said. Lisa was moving distractedly towards the cash; not over her dressing room embarrassment yet. She bumped lightly onto Sammie.

"Sorry," she appologized.

"Don't worry, Lisa, it was nothing," replied Sammie. "Look what I found!" she added waging the bikini she found.

Lisa stared at the tiny thing uncertain of what to say. "That can't possibly cover all essentials!" she thought. Vanessa and Kim came closer and admired the bikini too.

"That is just gorgeous, Sammie," broke in Kim while her and Vanessa examined the bikini and Sammie.

"But... it really isn't your style," said Vanessa.

Sammie was disappointed and looked at the bikini. The angle made the bathing suit sit just in front of Lisa. It went nicely with her skin tone, hair and eyes. The three women got an idea.

"It will be perfect for you Lisa," Sammie declared.

"What? No, no, I don't think so," Lisa blushed. "It is late, lets go pay ladies, ok?" she said and hurried to the cash.

Kim's, Vanessa's and Sammie's eyes met.

"Are you thinking what I am thinking?" wondered Kim.

"Hmm..." the women nodded. Sammie took the bikini and they walked to the cash after Lisa.


"Representatives of different areas of the force have called to my attention that the RDF doesn't have a representative in the Miss Macross Competition," said Captain Henry Gloval addressing the bridge crew.

Sammie winked innocently. But Vanessa and Kim knew better; they tried to hide their smiles knowing Sammie had a lot to do with Gloval wanting an RDF candidate entering the contest.

"That is right, sir," replied Claudia thinking about the possibility. "It would be fantastic to have our own candidate in the contest," she added, then she noticed the smiling trio.

"I agree Claudia. That's why I have decided to support a candidate from within the forces," the Captain replied. "What do you think, Lisa?"

"Well, uh... I guess... I think that it would be a good idea. After all this fighting against the Zentraedi, everyone more than deserves some rest and relaxation. It will definitely boost the morale among the troops and perhaps get them more involved," Lisa responded.

"Everyone needs a morale boost around here, Captain," agreed Sammie.

"Very well then, we need a candidate. But not any candidate, I want an officer to represents us,"

"Yes," said Kim with big eyes, "someone who is the sole incarnation of the RDF."

The crew thought about it for a while, then their eyes started focusing on Lisa. Who better than her! She was still thinking about who could it be when she noticed the looks on everyone's faces.

"Lisa, dear, you would be perfect for this mission," winked Claudia.

"Me!" inquired Lisa terrified.

"What? Are you afraid of the competition?" Claudia added.

"Yes, yes, yes," said Kim, "you would be perfect. We know, remember the lingerie shop? And the bikini you bought, Commander?" she added. Lisa blushed embarrassed.

Gloval looked surprised. He cleared his throat. He didn't want to know more about the lingerie shop or the bikini.

"Well, Lisa, what do you think? Are you willing to do the force this service?" he asked finally.

Lisa didn't know what to say.

"Commander, you just said it was a good idea," ventured Kim.

"The troops really need you, Lisa, pleeeease," barged in Sammie.

"But... but... " Lisa couldn't think of an excuse to get herself out of this one. The trio had their plan well hatched.

"Lisa, if you don't want to do it, I will understand," said the Captain noticing Lisa's hesitation.

"I just think there are many other officers more adequate than me to represent the RDF," she responded shyly.

The trio's enthusiasm disappeared. The Captain turned on his heels and thought about it.

Claudia came close to Lisa. "Honey, you can do this, we will help you. Don't chicken out on me," she whispered to Lisa's ear.

Lisa bit her lip and blushed again. Her pride was at stake. She was NOT a chicken!

"Very well, Lisa," started to say Gloval but Lisa interrupted him.

"Wait Captain, I will do it," she said.

"Oh," Gloval turned around surprised, "are you sure, Commander?" he asked.

"Yes sir," she said, regretting it the minute it came out of her mouth.


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Posted on: 2005-06-01

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